{"product_id":"curatif-pornstar-martini-cans-130ml","title":"Curatif Pornstar Martini Cans 130mL","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"973\" data-start=\"374\"\u003eCrafted with glistening precision, this sensorial carnival begins with Specialty distilled Vodka as smooth and silky as a Parisian scandal. We then dive headlong into South American Passionfruit so ripe, so fragrant, it should have its own OnlyFans. But we don’t stop there. Oh no. We drape this tropical hedonism in the rich, velvety embrace of Madagascan Vanilla, a bean so luxurious it’s banned in some Protestant households. And then, just to slap your palate awake, we splash in fresh lime juice, the citrusy lightning bolt that balances the debauchery with a zesty “bonjour, lover.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1472\" data-start=\"975\"\u003eBut where, you cry, does this nectarous nonsense come from? Step into the stilettoed footsteps of the late, great Douglas Ankrah, the genius mixologist who birthed the Pornstar Martini in early-2000s London. His goal? To make a cocktail as cheeky, lavish, and unforgettable as the nightlife that inspired it. The name? A bold, irreverent homage to the unapologetic glam of the adult film industry - a drink meant to tease, titillate, and make your friends ask, “Wait, what did you just order?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1875\" data-start=\"1474\"\u003eBut here’s the clincher, the true coup de grâce of this decadent darling: it’s traditionally served with a sidecar of Champagne. Why? Because Douglas knew that some desires deserve two parts. The Pornstar Martini is pleasure layered - sip the cocktail, then follow it with a shot of bubbles to cleanse, elevate, and reset your tastebuds for another round of sin. Or chaos. Or both. We don't judge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2176\" data-start=\"1877\"\u003eNow imagine all that - the drama, the swagger, the gold-dusted luxury - compacted into one of our iconic, award-winning cans. Ready to go wherever your inner diva takes you. Rooftop soirée? Obnoxious hens’ weekend? Solo Tuesday bath cry? It delivers. Cold. Sexy. Consistent. Every. Damn. Time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2436\" data-start=\"2178\"\u003eAnd let’s be real: no one drinks a Pornstar Martini for subtlety. This is not a quiet, introspective tipple. This is a strut, a cackle, a pop song played at an inappropriately loud volume. It’s flirty, fruity, and utterly shameless - just like you should be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2644\" data-start=\"2438\"\u003eSo go on, be a little scandalous. Peel back the ring-pull, pour it into a coupe glass (or don't - decadence doesn’t discriminate), serve with a chilled shot of sparkling wine, and channel your inner chaos goblin.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Coupla","offers":[{"title":"Pack (4)","offer_id":62775887626399,"sku":null,"price":55.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Case (24)","offer_id":62775887659167,"sku":null,"price":279.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/2561\/0399\/files\/CuratifPornstarMartiniCans130mL-1.webp?v=1779409084","url":"https:\/\/www.coupladrinks.com.au\/products\/curatif-pornstar-martini-cans-130ml","provider":"Coupla","version":"1.0","type":"link"}