{"title":"Departed Spirits","description":"\u003cp\u003eTop shelf spirits for bottom shelf people. Each \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003evessel is made from surgical-grade stainless steel for precise drinking operations. It's also 100% less breakable than glass, which means you can take the party with you wherever you go.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"departed-spirits-passionfruit-vodka-500ml","title":"Departed Spirits Passionfruit Vodka 500mL","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"746\" data-start=\"542\"\u003ePassionfruit vodka. We didn't exactly push the boundaries of culinary gastronomy to get this one across the line. In fact, we stole the recipe directly from the vaults of our extensive childhood trauma. But it's what we did next that counts. Using a proprietary combination of \"very fancy machine\" and \"very expensive flavour\", we turned this notorious Teenage Nightmare Juice into a sublime mouthgasm fit for the vanguard of the epicurean elite.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1281\" data-start=\"995\"\u003eAn elevated and refined tropical wunderkind that will have you making out under the bleaches whilst reading a first edition copy of Fyodor Dostoevsky's 1866 classic Crime and Punishment to whatever unfortunate date is never going to call you again you truly miserable, strange person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1445\" data-start=\"1283\"\u003eAnyway, you can't spell Passionfruit without \"passion\". But you also can't spell it without \"ass\". So reconcile that one genius, if that is even your real name.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Coupla","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62644199063711,"sku":null,"price":56.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/2561\/0399\/files\/Departed-Spirits-Passionfruit-Vodka-500mL-1.webp?v=1779677722"},{"product_id":"departed-spirits-salted-mango-gin-500ml","title":"Departed Spirits Salted Mango Gin 500mL","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"518\" data-start=\"214\"\u003eWe're not sure when but, after doing 900 trade shows, we began to realise that most small-batch gin started to smell like candles for bi-polar witches living off Newstart allowance - the kind who are grateful for every one of the universes infinite possibilities, unless it involves them finding a job.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"704\" data-start=\"520\"\u003eSo we went another way. We wanted to let juniper have some fun. So we booked it one of those Thai holidays. The ones so demented they are never again mentioned on the group WhatsApp. And sure, our gin may talk with a mild lisp and yes, it has a thing going on with its left eye but c'mon sheeple - this is the liquid that fun built. A gin that thinks a chakra is definitely somewhere you should put your finger.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1139\" data-start=\"938\"\u003eIt’s not wellness. It's not even well. It’s a holiday fling in a can that let a weird French guy pack its luggage home in exchange for a case of Japanese beer and a club sandwich from a 3-star hotel. Gin went fishing my friend, only it never came back.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Coupla","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62644225573023,"sku":null,"price":67.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/2561\/0399\/files\/Departed-Spirits-Salted-Mango-Gin-500mL-1.webp?v=1779677727"},{"product_id":"departed-spirits-black-magic-vodka-500ml","title":"Departed Spirits Black Magic Coffee Vodka 500mL","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1983. Legend has it that a model walked into a bar and asked for something to “wake me up and f**k me up”. Of course, it was a man named Dick who delivered, and the espresso martini was born.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe took that idea and ran it into the ground. Maker coffee roasted in Melbourne, soaked in vodka for 72 hours, cut to 30% ABV, sweetened just enough to be dangerous, and finished with a flick of dark chocolate. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s dry, bitter, complex and full-bodied - the kind of drink that texts you at 2am and somehow still gets invited in.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eKeep it cold. Shoot it shamelessly. Pour it over ice if you're feeling dishonest. Or shake it into an espresso martini and thank Dick for everything that happens next.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Coupla","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62645413544095,"sku":null,"price":56.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/2561\/0399\/files\/Departed-Spirits-Black-Magic-Coffee-Vodka-500mL-1.webp?v=1779677731"},{"product_id":"departed-spirits-bloody-cello-500ml","title":"Departed Spirits Bloody Cello 500mL","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLet’s be honest - cellos sound kinda nice and we all pretend to love them if we are on a  first date, but most of the time: BORING. Not any more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis cello is a disturbed, unhinged, raging hot mess of a drink. How, you ask? We infused zesty Australian blood orange peels with the dried husks of ancho chilli. It’s smokey, vibrant, zesty, bitter and sour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIt’s everything you ever wanted in a drink but were too self-concious and idiotic to ask for. So top it with Prosecco, top up your Negroni or drink it like a heathen - because this little number is music for your mouth. A symphony for your senses. A tango for your tastebuds. You get the drift....drink it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Coupla","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62645424226463,"sku":null,"price":56.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/2561\/0399\/files\/Departed-Spirits-Bloody-Cello-500mL-1.webp?v=1779677735"},{"product_id":"departed-spirits-pineapple-jalapeno-agave-500ml","title":"Departed Spirits Pineapple \u0026 Jalapeño Agave 500mL","description":"\u003cp\u003eBecause two spiky plants are better than one. A Mexican masterpiece of Destilado de Agave - cooked, crushed and distilled from mature blue agave grown in the lowland valleys of Jalisco. After it's smuggled into Australia, we infuse it with Pineapple and Jalape\u003cspan\u003eñ\u003c\/span\u003eo - because nothing is more fun and delicious than that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis product is essentially Spring Break for your mouth, without the criminal charges and lifelong consequences.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Coupla","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62645429469343,"sku":null,"price":67.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/2561\/0399\/files\/Departed-Spirits-Pineapple-Jalapeno-Agave-500mL-2.webp?v=1779677740"},{"product_id":"departed-spirits-green-apple-vodka-500ml","title":"Departed Spirits Green Apple Vodka 500mL","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe searched the world for a superior quality French wheat vodka that tasted like absolutely nothing, so you could enjoy it by not tasting it at all. Triple-distilled on a five column still, it's devastatingly pure and free from citric acid, glycerine or sugar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe then added notes of Green Apple, Tahitian Lime and Cucumber to transform a completely unassuming liquid into an ode to the crisp spring air.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWelcome to a garden party for your mouth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Coupla","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62645431894175,"sku":null,"price":67.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/2561\/0399\/files\/Departed-Spirits-Green-Apple-Vodka-500mL-1.webp?v=1779677745"},{"product_id":"departed-spirits-yuzu-gin-500ml","title":"Departed Spirits Yuzu Gin 500mL","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe put Yuzu in Gin, you're welcome. The world has enough bad gin. What it doesn't have is perfectly-balanced Australian craft gin blended with Yuzu juice imported directly from the Japanese highlands. With subdued juniper and mellow notes of green apple and chamomile, our Yuzu gin makes for effortless summer drinking at a park, pond, pergola or party near you.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Coupla","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62645433467039,"sku":null,"price":67.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/2561\/0399\/files\/Departed-Spirits-Yuzu-Gin-500mL-1.webp?v=1779677748"},{"product_id":"departed-spirits-cherry-cello-500ml","title":"Departed Spirits Cherry Cello 500mL","description":"\u003cp\u003eInstead of using their brains and trying to capitalise on the limoncello craze, the nitwits down at Innovation HQ decided to roll out a line of cellos so long it would leave the Sydney Symphony Orchestra with string envy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut this one, admittedly, had to be done because even though Australia has neither embraced nor understood this much maligned fruit that your accountants mysteriously gift you every Christmas, it's still our job to show the world how good it can be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCherry Cello: Pop it like It's hot. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Coupla","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62646649192607,"sku":null,"price":50.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0568\/2561\/0399\/files\/Departed-Spirits-Cherry-Cello-500mL-1.webp?v=1779677752"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.coupladrinks.com.au\/collections\/departed-spirits.oembed","provider":"Coupla","version":"1.0","type":"link"}